Michael Lohan has a plan. A plan to get Lindsay off those damn pills that have been keeping her from acting and winning Oscars. He’s going to stage an intervention and he’s going public about it. This doesn’t make any sense, but play him off Radar Online:
“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing.”
“When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”
What fantastic parenting. If your kid doesn’t do what you say, apply pressure. If they still don’t, apply more pressure. Because no one ever cracked under pressure. They should give Michael Lohan his own tv show called “Sage Advice With Michael Lohan”. That way, people can watch it and then do the exact opposite of what he says.
Here’s Lindsay in Paris with Ali on the 4th. As you can see, those lip injections have been paying off. She’s finally starting to look like Daffy Duck.
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