TLC honors Jon’s wishes

In response to Ed Hardy McDouchebag halting filming on his property, TLC has suspended the show until Jon is ready to act like an adult. Ironically, his acting like a spoiled infant has lead to the healthiest decision ever made for his children. Us Weekly reports,

“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic.

“Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

Is it me, or do Jon Gosselin’s balls know no happy medium? He spent nearly a decade quietly serving his testicles on a platter to his rabid wife only to have them regenerate in time for him to ruin his current and future income. It’s time to take those bipolar genitals to therapy and learn how to count to 10 and walk away before making irrational decisions. However, even with therapy Jon should accept it may be too late to take away the atrocious damage Hailey Glassman’s infested snatch has done to him already.

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Jean Claude Grand Am
Jean Claude Grand Am
14 years ago

Just because he spells his first name like an ass doesn’t mean he has to misspell “PENALTY”. Maybe one of the future cockmongler older daughters of his made this for him seeing as he’s a lazy fucking turd.

Larry Putzgerald
14 years ago

Jonathan Gosselin doesn’t take kindly to your noticing of his misspelling.

Jean Claude Grand Am
Jean Claude Grand Am
14 years ago

Apologies to Mr. Gosselin. Now if he sees me in the street he’ll burn me with his lit Newport…or burn me with his wicked hot fashion sense.