Adam Lambert got nixed

Adam Lambert’s performance on Good Morning America has been canceled as a direct result of Sunday’s American Music Awards appearance where he displeased middle America. GMA is afraid his performance may be an encore of Sunday’s with more stuffing of faces into crotches.

In a statement, an ABC spokeswoman said, “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”

The GMA performance was scheduled for tomorrow. Now, the rep for Lambert, 27, confirms he will instead be on The Early Show on CBS.

There are way more controversial and mind-raping things out there at 9 in the morning other than an Adam Lambert performance. A few of which include leaked pictures of CBS news anchor Katie Couric drunk and shaking her ass, PETA’s Thanksgiving ad and this dog trying to eat a baby squirrel. On a list of “things that offend me”, Adam Lambert ranks somewhere between a dirty table and non-matching socks.

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