Amy Winehouse is a complete screw-up. If she’s not pissing her life and talent away with drugs, she’s pissing them away with plastic surgery. Yes, my friends. She’s finally traded the crack pipe for a scalpel.
She’s already boosted her breasts to 32D’s. Clearly, the next logical step is injecting her lips so they can look equally ridiculous. Which she did the other night. It’s come to the point that someone really needs to show her what she’s going to end up like if she continues on this path. That’s why I’ve pasted a headshot of 2009 Pamela Anderson sans makeup on her mirror. I care.
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