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Britney Spears is in a bikini, grainy

This is supposedly Britney Spears by her hotel swimming pool in Melbourne, Australia, but it’s hard to tell with these pictures because they’re so grainy. They might as well be of Godzilla destroying Japan. Don’t ask me what Britney’s kid is doing in the window either. I have no clue. Attempting suicide while his mother laughs hysterically? I don’t know. I told you not to ask me. You’ll just get ridiculous answers like that. Why don’t you ask me a question I know the answer to. Like why am I so handsome? That one’s easy. Genetics, my friend, genetics.

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