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Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous

Good god. Candice Swanepoel is perfect. She might very well overtake Alessandra Ambrosio as the hottest girl in the Victoria’s Secret catalog. She’s so pretty that I’d settle for marrying a picture of her. I’d even take the picture out and not make a move until the third date. And even then I’d probably be so nervous that I’d throw up in my lap.