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Emma Watson was in Jamaica

The Daily Mail (go there to see the photos), masters of body language that they are, have predicted that Emma Watson will be breaking up with her boyfriend Jay Barrymore after seeing pictures of them together in Jamaica looking really unhappy.

More importantly, however, was how we finally get to see clearer pictures of Emma Watson in a bikini. Now we can harshly judge her. The verdict is not good. Would it kill her to be more sexy? Instead of hunching over looking angry, couldn’t she be pushing her chest out, licking her lips and rubbing her nipples with an ice cube? That would be cool. Emma wants to be cool, doesn’t she?

Update: Had to take them down.

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nia
nia
15 years ago

She’s look pretty angly!!!

Cpm
Cpm
15 years ago

Shoulders back, tits out. That said, I’d still plunder that.

ME
ME
15 years ago

I’m sure she’s pissed at the paparazzi that are taking her picture. Why would she smile for them? But she still looks great!

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
15 years ago

there’s just something that is fucking stunning about this pale face little girl. f**k!

Gill Avila
Gill Avila
15 years ago

I have to say her little pop tummy is kinda cute.

Lollie
Lollie
15 years ago

Like a tooth-pick. XD She is so ugly on those photos…she is not a good model. Just in the magazines… :S