Finally, Nicole Kidman is almost interesting

These days, Nicole Kidman is hellbent on turning herself into a plastic marionette. Suffice to say, this story would have been much hotter back when she was doing movies like To Die For. Now, it’s sort of like listening to your grandmother talk about how she used to be a real slut back in the day.

Kidman talked to Gay Quarterly, sorry, GQ, and teased that her experiences of love ranged from “mundane” marriage to “strange sexual fetish” stuff.

‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ she said.

But while she confessed she had previously experienced the ‘mundane’ side of relationships, she described her present marriage as ‘raw’ and ‘dangerous’.

‘You work on it,’ she said. ‘It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.

Naturally, Kidman doesn’t expound upon these strange fetishes because that’d make her far too interesting. But considering she was married to Tom Cruise for 10 years, it probably involves Keith Urban not wanting to be sodomized by a 10-inch dildo during sex. That guy is such a freak.

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