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Gerard Butler is hittin’ that

Gerard Butler, who previously denied hooking up with Jennifer Aniston, will now be known as Gerard Butler, who denied hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. The Mirror says he and Lindsay were partying at the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco when Lindsay came up to him and swept him off his feet with her sweet, nectary nicotine breath. She told The Mirror, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.” Lindsay and Gerard then made out for a while and left together in a golf cart (no really).

Hopefully Gerard bought the special Lindsay Lohan condoms. The ones made out of forged steel and blessed by priests the world over. His penis needs its own armada if it wants to leave Lindsay’s vagina unscathed.

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He needs to wear in condom to protect HER from all the crotch crud he’s got.

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Let me try this again. This is not true. Butler and Lohan have denied this and Butler’s people may seek action against the publication that first reported this item.

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