Hugh Hefner is in his 80’s and still has foursomes on the regular (high five). But don’t think this isn’t without its dangers. For example, one time he almost choked to death on a Ben Wa Ball. Hugh says he was having sex with four Playmates (okay, we get it, you’re awesome) when he almost swallowed the toy. An interesting story, yet no one thought to ask what it was doing in his mouth in the first place which is a failure on their part.
Hugh also says that now that he’s 83, he does everything within the confines of his bed. “My most treasured possession is my rotating round bed. I don’t have dinner parties – I eat my dinner in bed. I relax with my girls in bed, just watching a movie and having a good time. If I had to dress up in fancy dress, I’d wear my pyjamas.”
This proves Hugh Hefner is one of the greatest men to ever live. In his old age he enjoys a sedentary life and pretty much just snaps his fingers if he wants a foursome with his new girlfriends Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. In my old age, they’ll probably commit me when I start randomly snapping my fingers and scream “foursome!”.
Old man still has it. The older the freakier
LOL @ dumb fucks that believe some 80+ yr old dude is still rocking out with his cock out.. look at him.. he looks like he can barely stay awake for more than 5 minutes.. and hes supposed to be having 3 sums? are you ppl that gullible? The closest hes gotten to a 3 sum in recent years with him a colonoscopy specialist… and the assistant that wipes his chin
What is really sad here is that Hefner once was a real publisher and to keep himself in the news he needs these silly media stunts. He is the reason Playboy has failed to maintain an loyal base of readers. He thinks that this is all cool (dated word but one that he uses). No one in their right mind believes a word he says or prints. He should get with the program and retire and stay out of the media.
lucky old guy he has a wrinkled sausage and still gets pleasure. Its true what people say money talks…..