Joe Jackson wants more of Michael’s money

The blossoming list of terrible celebrity dads seems to be populating more frequently these days with the likes of Jon Gosselin, Jude Law, Michael Lohan, Darth Vader, and so on. At night, these men all kneel in honor and in praise to the creator of the horrific-terrible-dad list, and that is Joe Jackson. To ensure Joe stays at the top of the list, he sought an allowance from his dead son’s estate for expenses exceeding $15,000 a month. Fox411 reports,

“The request seeking an unspecified amount for Joe Jackson was filed by lawyer Brian Oxman, who said there was no apparent reason for the administrators of the estate to not seek an allowance for the 81-year-old Jackson family patriarch.”

“An itemized list of expenses says Joe Jackson spends $1,200 a month on rent for his Las Vegas home; $2,500 to eat out; $1,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacations; $2,000 on air travel and $3,000 on hotels.”

I seem to have missed the itemized section for hookers and escorts. If you’re going to make a list full of ridiculous demands, you should commit to it fully and list all of your selfish, perverted wants. Unless that’s what he meant by “$2500 to eat out”. In which case, I may not like your parenting, Joe Jackson, but I appreciate your honesty.