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Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive

Six months of campaigning and four bake sales later PEOPLE still chose Johnny Depp over me as the Sexiest Man Alive of 2009. This shit is rigged. I demand a recount. I’m taking this to the Supreme Court. I… aw, forget it. I’m going go find comfort at the bottom of a banana cream pie. Otherwise known as the Britney Spears Coping Strategy.

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I am getting sick of people trying to tell me and others who the sexiest man alive is, and it’s sure not Johnny Depp. Get real!

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I’m sure it’s him.

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BettyeJ, then don’t read the magazine. It’s not a complex concept.

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