Kourtney watches her weight, fails
At eight months pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is concerned over gaining too much pregnancy weight. She shouldn’t worry too much as she’ll never be bigger than Kim’s ass. And by that I mean two things. The first being, it is physically impossible for Kourtney to bigger than Kim’s ass. The second is my slang approach to Kourtney’s fame never amounting to Kim’s. “She’ll never be bigga than Kim’s ass!”. Word, son. Kourtney told E! News,
“I weigh myself everyday. I’ve gained 26 pounds since getting pregnant, except I gained three pounds since yesterday.”
I had no idea Kourtney was pregnant. This whole time I thought Khloe and her monster stomach were making red carpet appearances every other weekend. So there’s three Kardashian sisters, you say? Henceforth, I shall refer to them as Ass, Beast, and Whore. They’re interchangeable and this way, my news will always be accurate. Always.
It sounds like she has gained a healthy amount of weight. It is sad that stars are so concerned with weight gain rather than the health of their baby.
Can someone please tell me WHY these people are famous? Seriously.
I agree, Jan. She’s gained the perfect amount of weight for a woman who’s pregnant. The “weight” discussion shouldn’t even be a factor for her right now, and the fact that she’s obsessing over three pounds is very sad. She hasn’t failed about watching her weight. She’s pregnant and a human being, ffs.
Aren’t you supposed to gain weight while youre pregnant? Forgive me if I’m wrong, but that’s what you are supposed to do. It’s a shame that she is getting put down for that. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Can someone please tell me why garbage article was posted?
Not because the Kardashian sister’s are doing their thing, Making money. But because the journalist was allowed to post this worthless waste of space.
Wow Ass,Beast,and Whore…
Someone sounds a little jealous.
jessica cook typed this at her pathetic and lonely apartment while stuffing her face with ice cream because she’s so depressed that she will never look like a kardashian. don’t be mad that they’re everything you’ll never be, it’s really not their fault that you’re an ugly b****