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Madonna is scared

Madonna may be getting serious with her boytoy Jesus Luz, 23. Rumor is he wants to marry to be taken seriously. That or he wants a big paycheck. Either works for him probably. The surprising part is Madonna is open to it. But before this marriage talk progresses any further, she has to meet Jesus’ parents which is reportedly becoming quite nerve wracking.

It should be if you think about it. Madonna and Jesus’ parents have nothing in common. She’ll reminisce about World War II while Jesus’ parents reminisce about the 80’s. Eventually the conversation will end up at how Jesus was still in diapers when Madonna first got her AARP card which I find tends to kill a conversation fairly quickly.

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KL
KL
10 years ago

If they’re reminiscing about the 80’s are they reminiscing about her? Did Brazil have TV and electricity then? That would be weird.

chewy
chewy
10 years ago
Reply to  KL

good point KL. that’d be some sort of circular reference they could never get out of

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