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Miley Cyrus is annoying

Miley Cyrus sucked down 3 packs of cigarettes and caught three strains of H1N1 before using her truck driver voice to haunt the masses in an interview with some creepy old guy with twins. When asked what Jay-Z song she is referring to in “Party in the USA”, Miley admits she’s a complete fraud that didn’t write the song and sleeps with men over the 30s with young twin girls. The last part happened off tape though, so just take my word for it. Miley yelled, “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song. I don’t listen to pop music. It’s not even my style of music.”

Add 300 “likes” to those three sentences and I’ve saved you from having to suffer through that video. Unless you want to see a famous 16-year-old dressed in a Pocahontas outfit for Halloween. Pervert.

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shippy
shippy
10 years ago

Ah go to hell hater
And you sound like an ass
You have a voice of a big ole ass
You miley hater

honk
honk
10 years ago

Miley is normal, and talented. The author of this article is a turd.

EW
EW
10 years ago

I fear for those children!!

Naomi
Naomi
10 years ago

First of all, Jay-Z is the greatest rapper. Two, he’s hip hop, not pop. Miley’s being very hyprocritcal. She says she doesn’t listen to pop music, yet she makes pop music. Please, tell me how this makes sense. The song went to number 1 and then to make worse, she didn’t even write the song! This girl is starting to annoy me even more!!!

fuck
fuck
10 years ago

F**k you. f**k you jessica cook. You are annoying. Go to hell and write your articles there.

miley cyrus
miley cyrus
10 years ago

i hate the stuff they say about me

hana
hana
10 years ago

i love miley!
she is the best singer and actress.
she is my role model.
<3 go miley lovers.

tom
tom
10 years ago

Miley Cyrus is a skank! Her voice is so lound and obnoxious and she needs a cock to stuff it!

Vic2763
Vic2763
10 years ago

Like whos that chick, thats rockin kicks?

Miley>3 xoxo

Brooke
Brooke
10 years ago

Shippy, you are THE prime example of why Miley fans should keep your mouths shut.

Miley is an idiot. A moron. She can’t even talk to little kids. GOD MAKE HER STOP TALKING!!!

Jenny
Jenny
10 years ago

Miley, I love you!

BillyTheKidNY
BillyTheKidNY
10 years ago

The writer of this article is obviously dripping on some acid or just plain crazy, so I will basically ignore the bitch and just make my Jay-Z comment. I’m 24, don’t care for rap 1 bit and have just recently heard my first Jay-Z song, Empire State of Mind, and only because I’m a big Yankee fan and that song was played at game 2 and during the closing ceremonies during the Yankee parade. Now, I could very well have heard others, but I tend to block rap music out of my mind because it’s not the kind of music… Read more »

lisa
lisa
10 years ago

u know who is annoying u your a big ass writing stupid s**t about a 16 yr old for no reason. when u wake up u should look in the mirror and see what a miserable human being u are.

Sharon
Sharon
10 years ago

The writer was trying to be funny but FAILED. Good job looking like a douche when you were just trying to make fun of a teen.
I am assuming you didn’t think the headline out that well either? I give this sad attempt at humor a A+ for retarded.
Miley may not be a real artist but this author is a sure “real” hipster trying too hard as usual, or an overweight chunk chick bummed and jealous of a skinny teen.

Go2Bed
Go2Bed
10 years ago

haha look at these terrible Miley Cyrus fans. I hope you all get cancer of the cunt and die.

mechy
mechy
10 years ago

Miley just posted compliments about this article in her private twitter (the undeleted one) @radmiley_

Whatthehell
Whatthehell
10 years ago

A great role model . Who pole dances like a stripper while “performing” . If she’s not pop then what is she? She’s DEFINITELY not country ! and the Miley Cyrus fans all sound 12 years old . Which makes sense in a way, you’re all young and impressionable and will believe what the media says is ‘cool’ and ‘in’. Its not your fault , Miley Cyrus and her complete entourage are manipulating you into believing thats the norm. You’re going to grow up very confused women. And will probably be objectified by men , while wondering why. I’m not… Read more »

jillhill
jillhill
10 years ago

jessica cook is lame. i dont think i enjoyed any of her articles. she is the worst writer ever!

is this old news? majority of todays pop singer dont write their own s**t. why make it a case when britney or rihanna dont write s**t either.

bob
bob
10 years ago

She really is stupid.

But I’d f**k her good and hard.

natalie
natalie
10 years ago

fuk u ur a fucken lyer stuff u she roxx

Nicholas Simpson
Nicholas Simpson
10 years ago

she cant sing OR act, she aint pretty, she is getting fat, and her teeth are very, very messed up, all her fans are pretty much girls 12 and under. but she is laughing all the way too the bank…so good for her, cant blame her there.
Nicholas S.

Travis Brody
Travis Brody
10 years ago

haha look at these terribly sad Miley Cyrus haters. I hope you all stay bitter and continue to simper and snivel, all to no avail. lol.

Lily
Lily
10 years ago

this article is soooooooo wack!! ok some poeple don’t like Jay-Z so waht?? we can’t all like what everyone likes u guys just keep on hating on Miley because u guys make her more famous!!!!

stop drinking hate-orade!!!

Amused
Amused
10 years ago

Miley Cyrus is a sad, sad excuse for music.

Hopefully she’ll just get knocked up and fade out soon.

Paul
Paul
10 years ago

If she had any crediblity she could have simply changed the lyric in the song to “…and a Radiohead song came on” or whatever instead of Jay-Z. I like Miley, but it’s pretty obvious to see she is going the Britney route as soon as she turns 18. Taylor Swift is by far more talented and a better role model for girls.

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