Rihanna is fat

Rihanna was running late for her performance on Good Morning America and she didn’t have time to change the zipper on the back of her dress which she said busted because she was too fat.

“My dress! I’m a little too fat right now. The zip busted in the back. They’re like, ‘You’re a minute late!’

“I wanted to stitch it up but I couldn’t.”

When Kelly Clarkson heard this, her lower lip quivered and, voice shaking, asked, “That’s fat?”