Robert Pattinson seems pretty cool

The upside of being in an annoyingly popular movie cherished by thousands of irrational women is you can pretty much make them do anything including taking their clothes off in public. Robert Pattinson of New Moon did just that. He told Ellen,

“You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?'” Pattinson tells the talk-show host. “[A fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like um, just take your clothes off.”

“She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security,” says Pattinson. “I never felt more terrible.”

If I were to meet Robert, I’d act nonchalant and throw him a head nod, but secretly I’d give him a fist bump and then giggle like a school girl when he touches my hand. Then I might faint in hope of landing in Robert’s arms. He’s so dreamy.