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Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of piss

In the December issue of Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals an utterly disgusting favorite scent of hers. And no, it’s not the smell of dried lubricant left on Michael Broderick’s taint by his secret boy toy. Parker shares,

“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.”

While this may be unsettling information to the general public, handlers have known for years that horses love the smell of urine and often confuse it for freshly baked baguettes. Parker’s horsing around aside, this statement has left me curious. What level of dehydration do I need to reach to have my pee smell like hot cross buns? Allow me to pour myself another glass of Crown for further research. Stay tuned.

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