Shanna Moakler speaks the truth

Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna Moakler, went on The Wendy Williams Show to discuss her new makeup line and her return as co-executive director of the Miss California pageant. As with any discussion on massive amounts of makeup on competitive women with fake tits, the conversation lead to a Kardashian. Shanna called Khloe Kardashian a “donkey”. In response, Khloe twittered the following,

“Who is shana moakler??? I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey…I can care less LOL.”

I’m not one to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert on passive aggressiveness. After all, I am a woman. In Khloe’s case, expressing she “can care less” on a public forum actually means she was so upset that Lamar should’ve considered tripling her servings for today’s feeding time. Lucky for Khloe, Shanna apologized before she had to go to that extreme.

“@KhloeKardashian, you are right. We don’t know each other personally and I apologize for my comment this morning.”

Who am I kidding? Khloe doesn’t have scheduled eating times because she’s never taken a break from stuffing her large, donkey face.