Size matters to Rihanna

German magazine Bravo asked Rihanna what she looked for in a guy besides having a strong pimp hand. Rihanna said the guy has to have a dick so big that it could bludgeon an ox. Not her exact words. She also said something about inner beauty.

Rihanna explains, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun. I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don’t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”

You and me both, sista! Wait, no! Aww crap.