Personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami showed up online and they’re as wonderful as you’d imagine them to be. She’s in a bikini in most of them and are possibly candids during a photo shoot. I’m not sure what the one where she’s laying down on a bed is all about though. Why can’t I ever wake up on top of this in the morning instead of a tear-stained pillow. Siegfried and Roy’s white tiger could be trying to rape me from behind and I’d still stare into Alessandra’s eyes and say “you’re so pretty.”