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Brooke Hogan is in Miami… so don’t go there

Brooke Hogan is clomping around Miami beach and you should avoid this place at all costs. There should be one of those terror alert things there but for Brooke Hogan. That way people will know to pack up and leave. For example, yesterday the Brooke Hogan alert would have been red, meaning, you’d have a much better time if you went to Brazil, got kidnapped and were harvested for your organs.

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