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Coco might be a cartoon

I’m not sure Coco is even real. She looks like she was carved from a solid oak tree. Her ass is ridiculously big and her tits look like someone stuffed two basketballs in her chest which have forced her thighs to turn into those of a rhinoceros just to hold up the weight. She looks like a linebacker. I have this urge to just tackle her and see if she goes down. I bet she doesn’t. I bet it’d be like running into a wall, but softer on account of all that silicone. So, maybe it’d really be like running into a big, delicious marshmallow. This is making me hungry.

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Laura
Laura
10 years ago

and stubby Matthew McConaughey arms!

ralph
ralph
10 years ago

i would have sex with her all day

coollikethat
coollikethat
10 years ago
Reply to  ralph

me too!!!!!

coollikethat
coollikethat
10 years ago

to each his own…she is awesome!!!

springer94lj
springer94lj
10 years ago

i think that the author who wrote the above story is gay because what man wouldn’t do coco even if she was a cartoon character?

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