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Coco might be a cartoon

I’m not sure Coco is even real. She looks like she was carved from a solid oak tree. Her ass is ridiculously big and her tits look like someone stuffed two basketballs in her chest which have forced her thighs to turn into those of a rhinoceros just to hold up the weight. She looks like a linebacker. I have this urge to just tackle her and see if she goes down. I bet she doesn’t. I bet it’d be like running into a wall, but softer on account of all that silicone. So, maybe it’d really be like running into a big, delicious marshmallow. This is making me hungry.

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and stubby Matthew McConaughey arms!

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i would have sex with her all day

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me too!!!!!

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coollikethat

to each his own…she is awesome!!!

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i think that the author who wrote the above story is gay because what man wouldn’t do coco even if she was a cartoon character?

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