Hailey Glassman says Jon Gosselin attacked her

Do people still care about this tubby douche and his merry band of wenches? I figured both Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen combined would have pushed this guy into irrelevancy. Guess not because Page Six is reporting that Hailey Glassman filed a harassment claim against Jon Gosselin alleging he slammed her against the wall in a jealous rage after seeing a photo of her kissing “Celebrity Boxing” promoter Damon Feldman.

“That picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man,” a source told The Post’s Jamie Schram. Earlier, Glassman had “found out he was cheating on her. She told him it was over,” the source said. Glassman filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD, saying “she was pushed against [a] wall” on Dec. 20 and verbally abused by Gosselin, a charge under investigation by cops.

Gosselin’s lawyer Mark Heller counters that Jon wouldn’t do this because he’s a modern day Don Juan. How he said this without laughing is beyond me.

“Jon is a lover, not a fighter. He’s been rumored to steal a kiss here and there, but he has never been accused of landing a sucker punch.”

To be fair, Hailey never said Jon punched her. She said he slammed her into a wall. So, this isn’t as much as a denial as it is answering a different question. It’s like if I asked you about the weather and then you called my mom a whore.