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Jude Law and Sienna Miller back together

Rumors are flying (they aren’t. I’m making this sound more exciting than it really is) that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are back together again. They were celebrating Thanksgiving at Emporio in NYC where they got a private table, ordered pizza, a $350 bottle of wine and started making out. Turns out the private tables at Emporio aren’t actually private and that pizza is a wonderful aphrodisiac despite girls telling you otherwise.

“They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other.”

“They came in holding hands and kept touching each other and kissing throughout the entire meal,” says the insider. “They only had eyes for each other!”

The thought of them sticking their tongues into each other while pepperoni and tomato sauce fall out of their mouths is really sexy. I may have to go masturbate. Also, Sienna is probably pregnant now.

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