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Noah Cyrus is a hot bitch

Not really. But I suspect that’s what she wants people to think. Miley Cyrus’ sister, 9-year-old Noah, did her own rendition of Akon’s Smack That complete with dance and ass slap backstage at one of Miley’s concerts. People were loving it. I had to look around the room to make sure Chris Hansen wasn’t going to pop out of my closet.

Police should confiscate this video. Not as evidence for a pending investigation, but to use as bait in pedophile stings. Just play this in a group of people and arrest the first guy that tries to bump and grind with her.

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CHEWY
CHEWY
10 years ago

That’s just disturbing. I’m sure everybody was like, oh..that’s umm..adorable? Yeaaa..about that..

anonymous
anonymous
10 years ago

whats up with you guys?! Noah Cyrus is not a hot bitch you guys are just haters that’s all you are.Stop finding the littlest things to make such a big deal. Get a LIFE thats what all you fake reporters or whatever you are need to do.. But Miley Cyrus is making money and Noah is also, and ummmmm….i think you’re mad.!!!!

girlyouhdontknow
girlyouhdontknow
10 years ago

Wow she is s0o0o0 annoying ;P
i wish they’d just give up trying to be famous, they all suck and nobody gives a s**t about them anymore.

ed jones
ed jones
6 years ago

i love noah cyrus and i want to have ten babys with her :)

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