“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead”

Reverend Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church hates everything. What they hate most, however, is the gays. Gays scare them. So, by extension, Phelps also hates Lady Gaga aka The Proud Whore who, because of her sparkly outfits, seems like a gay icon to them. Gaga is also performing at the Fox Theatre on January 7. Ergo, they must picket outside to show their distaste. They even sent out a press release asking people to join them.

“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed…Will He reserve His anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.” Jer 3:3,5

“Art” and “fashion” are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of “lady” is sound only if she tacks on “of the night,” thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to “liberating” her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! “For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!” 2 Pet. 2:18-19

YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.

Reverend Fred Phelps is very convincing. If he didn’t sound like that ranting lunatic begging for change at the center divider every morning, I might bedazzle a “God hates Gaga” sign and join them. Especially if it keeps me from going to hell. Hell sounds scary. Like the gays.

Here’s Lady Gaga basically slapping God in the face at the Nokia Theatre yesterday.