Tiger Woods hit that

Shocking claims from Star today. They say that one of the women Tiger Woods slept with was none other than Jessica Simpson. This rumor is based off the fact that they took a picture together one time at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. Her boyfriend at the time, Tony Romo, was Tiger’s golf partner.

A source said, “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it. Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’. She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Ton or not.”

Jessica is Tiger’s type. Blonde and dumb. But, I don’t know. This seems really doubtful. First of all, who talks like that? Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it? What is this, Two and a Half Men? I’d have an easier time believing Jessica invented the Large Hadron Collider.