Hey, guys. Have you heard about this Tiger Woods thing? I’m told it’s pretty big news. He cheated on his wife or something. Anyway, the latest in Tiger news is his latest mistress Theresa Rogers, 40-something blonde, who is rumored to be his longest affair lasting from before he was married to after. This brings the total to 14. 15 if you count the one time Tiger and I slept together.
In other Tiger news, he may be on performance enhancing human growth hormone or HGH as the cool kids call it. The New York Times said physician Anthony Galea is being investigated for providing athletes with PDEs. Among them was Tiger Woods. In June 2008, Woods went to Anthony to discuss his slow recovery after his knee surgery. Galea treated Woods multiple times and is suspected to have injected him with HGH. Galea denies those claims and says he only gave Woods platelet therapy that speeds up recovery. He adds that he has never treated professional athletes with HGH.
It’ll be pretty hard to prove he gave Woods HGH. Especially when Tiger’s publicist can just bring up the fact he got his ass kicked by a girl. Sylvester Stallone is said to be on HGH and he looks like a super soldier. Tiger Woods looks like the guy at the Best Buy Geek Squad help desk.
Pretty bold claims there with no sources.
Hope this one bites ya in the ass.
@ Bill:
This story has a source, The New York Times. Ever heard of it. No one is saying that he took them, the physican is being investigated for it. And the author explicitly states that it will hard to be able to prove he ever took them.
Part of the title is very misleading – “Tiger Woods on steroids”. Seems pretty clear to me that the title is implying he (Tiger Woods) is on steroids.
Wow! Thats Crazy lol
You and all people like you are complete wastes of space in this world. Why cant terrorists prey on the s**t in America like yourself. Die.