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Tila Tequila is engaged

Tila Tequila announced on her UStream that she’s engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Casey, as you may have heard, broke into some chick’s house, masturbated in her bed and left the used vibrator. She also stole some jewelry. But more to the point. Tila showed off her 17-carat diamond ring and said her baby is a bajillionaire making it real obvious what she likes Casey for. Her mind, of course! It’s at that point I got so annoyed I punched a hole in my monitor. These fists of justice cannot, will not rest.

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Hey Shawne Merriman from the San Diego Chargers, surely you could have done better than this little bundle of trash.

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Someone actually wants to marry this troll?

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