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Uma Thurman is no longer engaged

Terrible news, Uma Thurman fan. Uma broke off her engagement to multimillionaire Arpad “Arki” Busson on Nov. 15. After a year engagement, the two still remain “friends”. Whatever that means. PEOPLE speculate that perhaps the distance was too great and my charm too powerful.

The New York Post has a different take. They say Arki lost a chunk of his fortune in the Madoff scam and Uma wanted to go back to work. This or that led to an argument, Uma walked out and Busson decided he had enough and cut his losses. He’s now “beside himself”. Looks like he’ll have to find comfort in the breasts of one of the hundreds of models aboard his private yacht. How will he ever manage? Who will date him for his money now?

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Vhwaters
Vhwaters
14 years ago

Who’s Uma Thruman?