Brooke Hogan is single

Brooke Hogan’s rep confirms the musically gifted (bwahahaha) Brooke is now single. She’s split with “aspiring rapper” Yannique Barker who’s chosen the unfortunate stage name of Stack$. Yes, the ‘S’ is a dollar sign to symbolize the stacks of money he failed to siphon from Brooke.

“Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”

Are your loins on fire yet? If not, let me repeat. Brooke Hogan is single. If you’ve ever wanted to sleep with a tranny but were afraid of that whole penis thing, here’s your chance to experiment.

Brooke Hogan and Khloe Kardashian should battle it out for supremacy. It’d be like Godzilla vs Mothra, except much more destructive and earth shattering.

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