Gary Coleman arrested for domestic assault

On Sunday, Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah on a misdemeanor domestic assault warrant and was sent to the Utah County jail at around 1:30 PM. Unknown is when the incident occurred or who the victim was. Coleman is still trying to post the $1,725 bail.

The victim was probably his wife, but it’s a good thing her name wasn’t mentioned in the report because it must be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by Gary Coleman. He’s the size of a chihuahua. All you have to do is put your hand on his head to hold him back while he flails at the air. You could probably knock him out by flicking him on his head.