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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a pear ass, bedazzles her vagina

Jennifer Love Hewitt almost broke up with her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy when he called her “pear ass”. They’ve since made up and have embraced the “pear ass” because you can’t really get mad at someone because what they say is true.

“We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini, and I was very nervous,” she said Tuesday on the late-night TBS talk show Lopez Tonight.

“I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position.

“And he goes, ‘Hey, my little pear ass.’ “I said, ‘I’m sorry, what did you say?'”

Hewitt, 30, then explained to Lopez that the remark wasn’t a compliment. “Have you ever seen a pear?” she asked. “It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It’s not cute. It’s not a cute fruit.”

Also on the show, Hewitt talked about bedazzling her vagina. I have no idea why, but she says after a break-up, she decorated her crotch with Swarovski crystals. The thing ended up looking like a disco ball and she insists all women should try it. But women shouldn’t listen to this. Sex is hard enough as it is. I don’t need the added frustration of trying to stick it in while suffering from temporarily blindness because the light is bouncing off her labia in a certain way. And I don’t really need to see that thing lit up like a Christmas tree either. I want to have sex, not go spelunking.

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tom
tom
10 years ago

The only thing she ultimately revealed is that she gets her hoo-haa waxed totally bald. Always a classy thing to say on TV. Way to fit in with the Britney Spears/Lindsey Lohan/Paris Hilton crowd!
Still, she’s smokin’ hot and I’d pick the jewels off her raw crotch with my teeth anyday.

kamiobarbosa
kamiobarbosa
9 years ago

Ya she got a huge curvy pear

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