Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged

The girl with the big breasts and the dude who looks like a heroin addict are engaged. Russell Brand proposed to Katy Perry five days ago in Jaipur, India. They’ve been dating since September.

The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”

On New Year’s Day, she shared another tourist photo: her hand being painted with a traditional Henna tattoo. (“Isn’t it lovely?” she wrote.) The day before, she perhaps hinted at spontaneous decisions to come later that week: “In India, the motto…you gotta go with the flow…”

To think. This all started at the MTV Awards when Russell said he wanted to hump Katy in front of a national audience. Is that all it takes? Looks like sending roses and writing poems is totally the wrong approach. Anyway, I hope these two are happy together and annoy each other every second of the day like they do everyone else.