Michael Lohan arrested again

For the 300th time, Michael Lohan has been arrested. This time for violating a restraining order by phoning his ex, Erin Muller, on January 21. Lohan was arrested and booked for criminal contempt. Last December, Lohan was also arrested for phoning Erin. At that time she also claimed he kicked her in the vagina.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think Michael was purposely getting arrested. You see, that mesh shirt he bought is just too fabulous to keep in a closet and there aren’t a lot of social events outside of a jail cell that he can wear it to.