Miley Cyrus’ almost 20-year-old boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, has supposedly moved in with her just like her old boyfriend, um, what’s his name. The National Enquirer via Showbiz Spy reports:
Miley’s parents — dad Billy Ray and mom Tish — were initially against the idea, sources say — but the star told them she’d move out if she didn’t get her way.
“In the end, Billy Ray and Miley’s mom, Tish, decided they’d rather have Miley under their roof with Liam than not knowing where she is at night,” a source said.
Liam is apparently staying in the family guest room.
“Billy Ray believes it’s better to keep Miley on a short leash and to monitor her, rather than alienating her and risking a rebellion,” said the insider.
“Whatever happens in her relationship with Liam, her parents want Miley with them for as long as possible.”
This is actually a smart move because when Miley gets pregnant under their roof, they’ll be the first to know about it and will be able to spin it into an immaculate conception. And Miley and Liam won’t have to go to the beach anymore just to make out. They can do it on the comfort of Miley’s queen Mickey Mouse bed.
Also according to a report by the Post today, Hannah Montanna is officially ending.
But the news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.
This will mark the beginning of Miley’s adult film career. First she’ll do romantic comedies and then slowly move into edgier B-movies like Powder Blue or I Know Who Killed Me. I give her 4 years before she gets naked for her art.
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