Minka Kelly will marry Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have apparently settled on a date for their wedding. November 5th. Coincidentally, that’s the same day I graft Derek Jeter’s face onto mine. Oh and they’re getting married in a castle of some sorts.

After getting a tip about the upcoming nuptials, The Post confirmed the date by spotting a curious entry in the official calendar at the ritzy reception palace Oheka Castle in Huntington, LI, for the first Friday in November that read simply “JETER wedding.”

When our spy asked if couples were ever open to switching dates for money, Bellando said most were so wealthy, money was not an issue.

“I guess if it were Derek Jeter getting married, he really wouldn’t care about my money,” our reporter suggested, pointing to the entry.

Bellando chuckled, but quickly tried to dismiss speculation.

“Oh, that’s not Derek Jeter. We wouldn’t use his real name if it were. When the Jonas brother got married here last month, we used a different name.”

Derek Jeter has ran through a string of women including Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Joy Enriquez, Vida Guerra, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, Vanessa Minnillo, Miss Universe 2000 Lara Dutta and Scarlett Johansson so it’s not like his dating life was a culmination of catastrophic events leading up to this fairytale wedding. He’s had it great which is why I hate him. It’s like Jeter went to his vault of diamond encrusted big breasted gold statues, waved his finger in the air and pointed to one of them (Minka Kelly) to keep forever.

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