Michael Douglas is 65 and his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones is 40 (supposedly). And since men still get horny even in death, he’s enlisted the help of a few pills to assist him in the bedroom. Although I don’t see why he’d need to. Catherine Zeta-Jones is still hot. I’d be able to get it up for her at 80.
In an interview in the March/April issue of AARP magazine, Douglas, 65, admitted he uses modern medicine to satisfy wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, who’s 25 years his junior.
“God bless her that she likes older guys,” he said.
“And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years — Viagra, Cialis — that can make us all feel younger.”
Okay, but that still doesn’t help the other awkward moments during sex. Like when he tries to finish off on Catherine’s face and instead of a real money shot, his penis just blows a puff of air like one of those eye tests.