Kim Kardashian told a radio interviewer that Reggie Bush promised to propose to her if the Saints win the Super Bowl. After blowing out Arizona, he’s one step closer to having to go through with it. Although, he’s not getting past the Vikings. But if he does, it’d be funny if he welched on the deal. The Super Bowl ring is like catnip for women. He’ll be swimming in them. By the time he gets out of the after-party, the only Kim he’ll remember will be blonde and able to do the splits.
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