Over the weekend, Hayden Panettiere hung out at Miami beach with her usual gang of misfits. Heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko and a dwarf. You’d think that this was just a random pairing, but it isn’t. They have a symbiotic relationship. Hayden coached Wladimir to multiple world heavyweight titles, the little guy helped Hayden deal with being height challenged and Wladimir beats up anyone who makes fun of either of them. Of course, I made all that up. I have no god damn idea what these three are doing together. Just skip to the ass shots if your brains starts hurting.
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