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Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole are divorcing

Soccer (football) star Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Cole for the hundredth time and that’s led to their divorce. Ashley’s latest affair was with Ann Corbitt, an American local government worker, who told a newspaper a week ago that she and Ashley had sex in a hotel in Seattle during Chelsea’s pre-season tour last July. Everyone will now be watching how their $26 million will be split. Cheryl’s publicist released this statement,

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”

This is good news for us because Cheryl Cole is incredibly hot. She’s also in a famous UK pop group, does solo stuff and is an X-Factor judge so you can count on her staying rich. All that needs to be done now is to get rid of that Derek Hough she’s been hanging around with then she’ll be mine. If not because of my charm and rippling muscles, then because of the fuzzy handcuffs used to lock her to my bed.

Here’s Cheryl during her recent trip to LA to get away from Ashley Cole and to use that Derek guy to make Ashley jealous.

[Bauer-Griffin, Fame]

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PunkA
PunkA
10 years ago

Not sure what took the woman so long. Her husband is a POS loser, totally classless, and is a jackass to boot.

She will have no trouble finding a nice guy–if she wants one. My guess is she goes from one famous asshat to the next. Celebs are predictable that way.

TBagNUrMom
TBagNUrMom
10 years ago

It’s about F***ing time!! Ashole does not deserve this gorgeous lady. He can keep bangin’ those pub skanks! Good luck Cheryl, you’re better off.

Si
Si
10 years ago

She needs to get her ass back to Newcastle and find herself a decent Geordie lad. Not chase after worthless football players, who think their gods gift to the world.

Seriously… what kind of a complete looser cheats on a gorgeous, intelligent Northern lass like that? He’d rather some American floosy? Someone pls put him out of his missery!

ian
ian
10 years ago

Uh huh… For those of you who have the ridiculous notion that politics and sex do not go hand in hand,wake the heck up!

At first I thought Ashley was a woman,but then I figured this could possibly be a man’s name as well.

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