Jennifer Aniston in Mexico in her bikini

Instead of Miami, the boring Jennifer Aniston and her friend Courtney Cox headed down to Mexico to relax. They probably avoided Miami because it was too exciting for them. Their hearts might have exploded from all the commotion. Mexico is much safer. Especially since rich white people like those two are segregated from Mexicans unless they’re being served by one. Plus, it’s the perfect environment for Jennifer to knit in or take care of her cats in or do whatever old spinster hobbies she has. Thank goodness she was in a bikini or else I would have fell asleep halfway through looking at these.