Jennifer Garner brought a dolphin to orgasm

Jennifer Garner must have been really hot back then because not even dolphins could keep their grubby little fins off of her. Garner was on Letterman promoting Valentine’s Day where she told the story of how a dolphin finished on her foot.

“I had my feet dangling in the water. And the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, ‘That was so cool!’ The dolphin started swimming around her leg faster and faster until something happened. I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed. He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.'”

She’s lucky the dolphin didn’t jump up and pop off in her face. I bet that dolphin was really pervy and was talking dirty underwater. Saying stuff like, “Take it! Take it, bitch! Aww, yea!” Other dolphins probably warn their dolphin children to stay away from him.

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