It’s been a while since Jessica Alba was up on this site, but she showed up at the premiere for Valentine’s Day looking kind of hot despite wearing what looked like a skinned peacock. Cash Warren was there as well, but he looked like he flipped through a few pages of GQ and picked the first outfit he saw. In hindsight, I probably should have cropped out his face and pasted in Marisa Miller instead. And then made it look like Marisa and Jessica were making out. Then I could have muttered to myself, “Oh yea, this premiere just got… sexy!” while trying to ignore the concerned stares from everyone at the library.
go on you’re the best kiss