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Jesus Luz hasn’t escaped

The Chicago Sun-Times earlier reported that Jesus Luz had ditched Madonna because the age difference was far too great. He a young man, Madonna an old witch surviving on crushed baby bones. Today Gatecrasher says that isn’t true and that Madonna still has her icy fingers of death wrapped around Jesus.

“They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone,” a spy on the other side of the pond dishes of the duo, who snuck into the famed Harry’s Bar around 11 p.m. “They looked like they were still very much an item,” although the snitch added that while Jesus snuck out right before the party ended, Madonna stayed until the venue closed.

Ugh. That must be gross. If Madonna tried to kiss me, I’d recoil back in fear like someone was forcing me to kiss a frog. And not a frog that would turn into a beautiful princess, but one found in sewage that had already been licked.

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K.L.
K.L.
14 years ago

Why do you hate Madonna so much. My God, this is so full of venom, you’d think Madonna personally attacked you or made a fool of you. I hope you spew this much venom and hate toward older men how date younger women. Or is it just uber successful and self-made women you hate and despise for living their lives without asking your permission to do so. How pathetic and sexist of you.

kyle
kyle
14 years ago

nasty people for putting that on the internet