Here’s the requisite Lady Gaga at the Grammys post. Last night she did a duet with Elton John (video via Dlisted) and it was all very interesting. I’m lying of course. The only interesting thing about the performance was Elton John’s earring. Is that Saturn orbiting his earlobe? Gaga showed up wearing something similar. I have no idea what this all means. Was this the beginning of a plan to enslave the human race? Probably not, but I think we should kill her just to make sure.
I guess we can lay the penis rumors to rest after seeing her in that green outfit she performed in.
She’s obviously post-op.