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Lindsay Lohan died for your sins

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the spring/summer issue of French fashion magazine Purple. Shot by Terry Richardson, Lindsay, clad in white, has her arms outstretched like Jesus and wears a crown of thorns. E! says this is shocking. Shocking because this is the first time in a while Lindsay hasn’t shown her tits. Oh, snap!

You can tell this is meant to be ironic too because as far as I know, Jesus never had a venereal disease or went down on a guy in a bathroom stall. Although I could be wrong about that. I’ve never actually read the Bible.

Video of the shoot below.

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Mike Nike
Mike Nike
14 years ago

This women has done nothing in reality yet shes famous for some reason. Maybe you should stop writing about her so she will just go away.

roberto
roberto
14 years ago

the cover of “Purple”? …i would believe the cover of “Black and Blue” or “Pale Sickly White” …and in WHITE no less? *boggle*

maybe she is a role model for the french or something…

she sucks donkey schlongs
she sucks donkey schlongs
14 years ago

Let’s see if the self-righteous right wing bible belters condemn this; they’re so eager to condemn all sorts of things. In reality, a hagged out, skanked out, cum encrusted, slutty, coked out, drunk, drugged out kleptomaniac, liar & leg spread slutty attention whore has pretended to be jesus. Do you think they will complain? Hopefully so…

Sean
Sean
14 years ago

Pathetic Attention Slut!

Kurt
Kurt
14 years ago

AWESOME

Elvia
Elvia
14 years ago

I’m not a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan, but I still don’t like the vile and vulgar comments posted on here about her! I’m sure she’s a great individual and actress but I personally think she is way over-rated.

The cover is most likely satire or irony! Either way, you can’t knock the genius of the cover (considering people are talking about it!) and the styling is amazing (who is the stylist, I wonder).

me
me
14 years ago

Didn’t Kanye already do this on Rolling Stone? I mean, come on, get orgional!!