Lindsay Lohan has a good temper

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson crossed paths at Crown bar Wednesday night where they got into a cat fight. Sam was DJ’ing as she usually does and Lindsay showed up drinking vodka straight out of the bottle and popping Adderal. Lindsay then tried to make Sam’s taco pop by grinding on some girl. When that backfired, Lindsay threw a drink in Sam’s face.

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.

“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

Lindsay’s friend eventually pulled her away. Radar says Sam was pissed too. She went to H.Wood which she was kicked out of when she pushed their DJ aside and put on a mix tape. Turns out Sam took the audio cables when she left so the they couldn’t play music for the rest of the night.

Radar got this all wrong. This wasn’t a fight. This was the mating ritual of crazy bitches. Just like certain birds puff out their chests and display their plumage, drunk attention whores do this. I’m pretty sure the only reason Sam left was because she got all turned on and hot.