Megan Fox is being Megan Fox again

Megan Fox talks about the Armani underwear ad among other things in the latest issue of W magazine. She says,

“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl. So they were really conscious of that on set, trying to make sure that it didn’t look like we were doing a Victoria’s Secret campaign or a men’s magazine. They wanted it to look like fashion. Which is hard to do with me.”

That’s a little presumptuous albeit true. You put Megan Fox in anything that shows off some tits and ass and guys are going to whack off to it. Not even that. Megan could be in a hockey mask swinging a machete and the only thing people would ask is for her to chop their hands off last.

Megan also talks about having children. She says she’s very maternal.

“No one believes me when I talk about this, but I’m really, really maternal. I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment. And you know, the people who hate kids and don’t want kids always end up having 50 of them.”

Really. Because when I sneaked into Megan’s bed wearing nothing but a diaper and curled up next to her, she screamed, punched me in the face and called the cops. You don’t do that to a baby. They’d die! Hasn’t she ever heard of sudden infant death syndrome? That’s when you punch a baby in the face, right?